A man goes into a bookies and says to the girl behind the counter, " I have just backed a FFFFFRfrfrfrfr, the girl said, a five to one winner, the man said no, a frfrfrfrfr, the girl said, i am to busy at the moment, go in the office and speak to the manager.

The man says to the manager, i've just backed a frfrfrfrfrfr, the manager says a five to one winner, the man said no a frfrfrfrfr, the manager says a five to two winner, the man said no, so the manager says here is £50, for now, come back later when you can tell me what it was.

The man says to the girl on his way out, you have got a terrific guv'nor there, i have just backed a F---ing great big lorry into his car and he gave me £50

That one made us laugh!